Why I Love Lisa Simpson
PATTY: It’s almost nine o’clock. SELMA: Where is Homer anyway? PATTY: It’s typical of the big doofus to spoil it all. LISA: What Aunt Patty? PATTY: Oh nothing, dear. I’m…
September 2011
On Board the Nautilus
I forgot to be amazed. I’m sure that’s the reason I get bored. But on board Nautilus, who can ever know ennui? Not me, probably. My daily commute is spiced…
My 26th Birthday
Dearest Blog walkers, Greet me as soon as you land on this page. Yes, I just turned 26! Sad I’m leaving 25th? Not really. If we scientifically approach birthdays, each…
Miss Universe 2011 Final Contestants
Tell me honestly. Haven’t you heard all these questions from previous pageant jurors? Have a look at these queries for the top five Miss Universe contestants: MISS UKRAINE: If you…
Vengeance Is…
Vengeance Is not Ours, It’s God’s Alms, alms, alms. Spare me a piece of bread. Spare me your mercy. I am a child so young, so thin, and so ragged.Why…
What Kind of Woman Do You Wanna Be?
Julia Child – A Woman of Cheer and A Fine Cooking Guru Funny that her surname is Child when she happened to be childless. Julia did not throw herself into…
31st Century Suicide
Suicide rates have increased in the year 3000. Futurama foretells.